She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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