I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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