when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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