I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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