She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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