I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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