I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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