walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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