NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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