Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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