real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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