I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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