just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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