Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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