Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
as a side note pls kill me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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