I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Enjoy the penises
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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