I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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