Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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