I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hippo gnu deer
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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