Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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