Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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