Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
