Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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