This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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