so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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