just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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