Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My dick has a subreddit
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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