About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Welp...herpes.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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