EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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