Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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