i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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