i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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