she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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