Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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