no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Vodka?
Forever.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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