Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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