Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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