he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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