Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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