it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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