ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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