HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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