Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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