you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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