stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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