Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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