mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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