Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you win again, gameday.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
