Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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