Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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