I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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