she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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