yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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