Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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