stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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