do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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