Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
