Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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