I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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