we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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